You ship. Grug guard.
This how Grug guard.
// The deal between you and Grug. Pay Grug, Grug crush bug. Don't pay, Grug stop crushing. Don't sue Grug, Grug not lawyer. Don't make Grug do crime, Grug walk away with club.
The deal.
You install Grug on your repo. Grug read your PR. Grug crush bug. Grug block evil CVE. Grug post Check Run.
You pay Grug little money each month. Grug keep guarding. Easy.
Who can summon Grug.
You must be old enough to sign cave contract. Eighteen sun-cycle in most lands. Your organization must allow Grug to enter. If you not own the repo, ask the chief first.
How pay.
Pay monthly. Stripe collect. If you not pay, Grug sit down. After fourteen sun, Grug pack club and leave. You can wake Grug again any time. Grug not hold grudge.
Refund within seven sun if Grug not work. After that, no refund. Grug already eat the bone.
What you not do.
You not use Grug to make malware. You not use Grug to attack other tribe. You not scrape Grug API to feed cousin LLM. You not pretend you are Grug. You not let other tribe use your Grug account.
If you do bad thing, Grug walk away. Account closed. No refund. Grug also tell GitHub.
Grug not perfect.
Grug try hard. But Grug is caveman. Sometimes bug slip past Grug. Sometimes Grug yell "block" when no need block. You still own your code. You still ship the bug if you ship the bug. Grug is helper, not god.
Your code is your code.
Grug never claim your code. Your repo, your IP, your problem if it crash. Grug just look and yell. Grug not steal. Grug not train cousin LLM on private code. Grug pinky promise (see Privacy).
If Grug change deal.
Grug shout from cave at least thirty sun before change. If you not like new deal, you walk away. No hard feeling. You take your data with you.
If fight.
If you and Grug fight, both go to cave-court in New York. English language. No class action. Try email first: grug@grug.lol. Most fight end with apology and coffee.
Or just be Grug.
Don't like this deal? Run Grug yourself. AGPL-3.0. Source in cave. Your rules apply, not Grug rules. Only restriction: if you change Grug and let others use, you share back. Fair trade.
The contract.
By installing the Grug GitHub App or using grug.lol, you agree to these Terms and the linked Privacy Policy. If you don't agree, uninstall and stop using the service.
Who may use.
- You are 18+ or have parental consent in your jurisdiction
- You have authority to install Grug on the repos you select
- Your use does not violate any law applicable to you
Subscriptions & refunds.
- Monthly billing via Stripe, renewing automatically
- Failed payments retry for 14 days, after which the account is suspended
- 7-day money-back guarantee from first payment; pro-rata only thereafter
- You may cancel any time from /billing; access continues to period end
What you must not do.
- Develop, host, or distribute malware via Grug
- Probe or attack systems you don't own
- Scrape, fine-tune on, or resell Grug output or models
- Impersonate Grug or its operators
- Share credentials or resell seats outside your org
Violations may result in immediate suspension, forfeiture of pre-paid fees, and notification to GitHub and law enforcement where warranted.
Service is "as is".
Grug is provided without warranty of any kind. We do not guarantee that the service will catch every bug, every CVE, or remain bug-free itself. You remain responsible for the code you merge and ship. Aggregate liability is capped at fees paid in the prior 12 months.
Intellectual property.
You retain all rights to your code and content. You grant Grug a non-exclusive, time-limited license to process it solely to deliver the service. Grug is and remains the property of its authors and is licensed under AGPL-3.0 — see the source repository for license terms.
Modifications to these terms.
Material changes will be announced via email and a banner in the dashboard at least 30 days in advance. Continued use after the effective date constitutes acceptance. You may terminate without penalty before changes take effect.
Disputes & venue.
These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of New York, USA. Disputes go to the state and federal courts in New York County, New York. Class actions are waived; individual arbitration is encouraged. EU/UK consumers retain their mandatory local-law rights.
The self-host escape.
Grug is published under the GNU Affero General Public License v3.0. You may inspect, modify, and redistribute the source. If you offer modified versions as a network service, you must also offer the source. See github.com/githumps/grug.
// summary license :: AGPL-3.0 (source available) billing :: monthly via Stripe, 7-day refund acceptable_use :: no malware, no scraping, no impersonation warranty :: as-is, liability capped at 12mo fees governing_law :: New York, USA notice_period :: 30 days for material changes contact :: grug@grug.lol